Tigers

It’s not cruel to hunt tigers, it’s fun. I found this out recently while hunting tigers. I am not a fan of gunpowder or moving parts, so I have been using a harpoon left over from a recent whaling expedition. It still has some whale on it, and that drives the tigers crazy.

Hurling from the shoulder, I watch the sharpened tip pierce the striped fur and fell another beast. I am the deadliest creature alive. However, since I’m socially responsible, I’ve been planting one new tiger for each one that I chop down. I’ll go back in a few weeks to check that they’re growing properly.