several conversmentes: conversment #11: seasonalsneeze

Conversement #11

from: Terrible Phark
to: Father Toby

Dear Father Vok

I have the following symptoms. Burst of pain above the eye. Watering of nose, running of eyes. Slower than usual turn-of-head speed. Eyes oversensitive to light, colour, shapes. Suggestive perhaps of a “cold” or CHULL. What say you, in your professional capacity as a tender of flesh and soul.

Of course this may all simply be psychosomatic hayfever (I saw a daffodil, two kinds of blossom, a bee, and, despite my isolation, it is possible my immunoresponses activated unneccessarily), in which case your help is neither required nor requested.

Good day

Terrible Phark

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from: Fr. Toby
to: Ted (A parishioner)

What percentage slower head turn? That is the key difference between a cold and a CHULL and will determine what treatment should be offered.

a) None (none required)
b) 4hrs, Rotary Chamber
c) 8hrs, Rotary Chamber
d) None (no point)

If the bee follows you into the rotary chamber, proceed to d). Do not pass a).

CONVERSEMENT ENDS