several conversements: conversement #5: proposal

Conversement #5

from: the email account of Ted Vaak
to: Toby Vok

Dear Respected One,

GREETINGS,

Permit me of desire allowable, in abundance, but not over abundance, such that we could, together, become as one. I got your contact from the international sound depository. I prayed and murmured and whistle through the pages until from the resonances emerged, by the grace of the god his mightiness, your name, address, electronic mailing ID code.

I have been granted three wishes. It has been explained to me, by the controlling entity behind the wishes, my father, deceased, that although I may ask the wish, I cannot originate, in form or in thought, the wish. That is why it is to you I come with this offer. Please be to you that provide for me questions, three, that I may speak. Then, we can share in our fortune.

Anticipating to hear from you in speed and haste and the time of our lord,
granted by all,
to us
and to them
in weather and in vacuum
sound but never silence
Yours
Miss T. Vaak

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from: Toby Vok
to: whomever it may concern

TED you have been HACKED

My wishes are thus:
1. Please unhack TED’s internet account!
2. Please reset the password on his INTERNET BANKING
3. Please submit his new login details to ME, for SAFE-KEEPING

Fingers crossed for you Ted! See you in hell, ha-ha!

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from: (Miss?) T. Vaak
to: Toby

Dear Exulted One,

By the goodest graciousness of our highest powers, the wishes, here, were granted.

1. It is done (results unviewable to you but rest on this assurance that it has been actioned successfully).
2. It is done (see previous note, for 1, which applies equally to . This shall save us time, and space.)
3. The new login in details are: 53829208737, password #1: mother1loveyou, password #2: butnotuf4ther. They have been placed in your infinite box, where they will be forever safely irretrievable.)

PS: If you would submit to my marriage proposal I can perhaps bring more of my wishes to your exciting Kingdom of Hull.

Miss T. V.

CONVERSEMENT ENDS